Sunday, February 01, 2009

Shake Your Rump

I'm sheer giddy with finishing the first two weeks of my back to schoolness. It's not that it's hard, it's just that I'm concerned that I'm not retaining anything. So I've been spuds deep in the learning and I've finished my first two weeks and I'm still ticking........so all's well.

In the real world 17 things are going on despite best efforts.

  1. Men's helmeted standup football is contesting their highest bowl this evening while the broke and depressed slather over three million dollar commercials for shiny turds.
  2. America still patting own back for swapping their white, privileged, rich, christian, speech making, king for a black, privileged, rich, christian, speech making, king. Being broke and depressed soon to be a thing of the past.
  3. Religion still killing more people than heroin.
  4. Tomatoes still the first choice for displeased theatre goers.
  5. Rebels become terrorists
  6. Terrorists become patriots
  7. Patriots become zealots
  8. Two small dogs slurp loudly from inattentive owner's cocoa. Front page of weekend newspaper no longer downer.
  9. Meatless sausage patties eaten, enjoyed
  10. Cake coveted, resisted.
  11. Cheeseless pizza eaten, not enjoyed.
And that is all. At least that I've noticed.

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