Man purchases three cut priced tacos from local flea bag working class eatery. Man drops one taco and makes an unsuccessful lunge with the intention of keeping taco from sustaining damage. Man’s reach is inadequate and he overbalances and stumbles. Now, fully without controle of his destiny, he slips on rogue taco and finds himself stumbling into oncoming traffic where he is squashed by truck carrying institutional grade beef carcases destined for the taco mills. Man stands before his maker and is refused entry into his version of Paradise.